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2009-01-15 01:22:01
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Do you want a drug dealer who will also be your friend? Order from Deggles!



Please notice that this is in no way shape or form to be taken seriously




Public Records

1.[Looni Commanda]
Drug(s): Cocaine
Delievered: Weekly; every Monday
Cost: Free because of long time service and long time friendship
Record of Delivery, starting from when records came into being (even if several deliveries were made beforehand):
Delivered Cocaine on Monday, 12/29/08, @ approx. 6:06 PM
Delivered Cocaine on Monday, 1/05/09, @ approx. 5:55 AM
In Debt:
No Debt to Drug Dealer as of 12/29/08 with current rates
No Debt to Drug Dealer as of 1/05/08

2.[Fallen Child Athena]
Drug(s): Candy-coated Advil & Rolled Weed
Delivered: Weekly; every Monday at 5:50 PM
Cost: For the first two weeks of Advil it will be $20, but if ordered further after the first two weeks, will be charged $10 -- $15 for the weed
Record of Delivery, starting from when records came into being:
Delivered Advil on Monday, 12/29/08, @ approx. 5:50 PM - Delivery has been payed for with full $20
Delivered Weed on Tuesday, 12/30/08, @ approx. 7:00 AM - No payment due to fault of Dealer
In Debt:
No Debt to Drug Dealer as of 12/29/08 with current rates
No Debt to Drug Dealer as of 12/30/08

3.[chewie bad ass]
Drug(s): Cocaine, Robitussin, & Ecstasy
Delivered: Weekly; every Wednesday at 8:00 AM
Cost: Cocaine: $40; Robitussin: $10; Ecstasy: $30 -- Total cost: $80
Record of Delivery:
To be delivered tomorrow, Wednesday, 12/31/08, @ approx. 8:00 AM
Delivered Cocaine, Robitussin, & Ecstasy on Wednesday, 12/31/08, @ approx. 8:00 AM - Delivery has yet to be paid for
Delivered Cocaine, Robitussin, & Ecstasy on Wednesday, 1/07/08, @ approx. 3:33 PM - No payment due to fault of Dealer
In Debt:
No Delivery has been made as of now, 7:57 AM, 12/30/08 - no debts due
Customer has been notified that she will be in debt $80 for her products if not paid for in full by midnight of delivery, 12/31/08
[In debt $80 - has yet to be paid for 1/01/09]
[In debt $80 - has yet to be paid for 1/02/09]
No longer in debt - has been fully paid for as of 1/03/09
No Debt to Drug Dealer as of 1/07/09


4.[POP goes the cork screw]
Drug(s): Weed
Delivered: Weekly; every Saturday at 5:00 PM
Cost: $15
Record of Delivery:
To be delivered tomorrow, Saturday, 1/03/09, @ approx. 5:00 PM
Delivered Weed on Saturday, 1/03/09, @ approx. 5:00 PM
In Debt:
No Delivery has been made as of now, 10:20 PM, 1/02/09 - no debts due
Customer has been notified that he will be in debt $15 for his product if not paid for in full by midnight of delivery, 1/03/09
Products have been paid for - No debt to dealer as of 1/03/09

5.[Wally :(]
Drug(s): Ecstasy
Delivered: ASAP as ordered on 1/03/09 @ approx. 12:29 AM
Cost: $30
Record of Delivery:
Delivered Ecstasy on Saturday, 1/03/09, @ approx. 12:33 AM
In Debt:
Customer has been notified that he will be in debt $30 for his product if not paid for in full by midnight of delivery, 1/03/09
[In debt $30 - has yet to be paid for 1/04/03]
No longer in debt - has been fully paid for as of 1/05/09




If you would like to become of customer, please visit and message [Deg] (aka, Deggles) to set up a delivery service.



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Customer Ratings

"10/10 -- Was fast with it {delivery}."
   - [Fallen Child Athena]

"DEGGLES IS THE BEST FUCKIN DEALER EVER! NEVER LATE! NEVER NEVER! "
   - [Looni Commanda]






THIS WIKI HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN! Deggles got too bored with it >.>" it got too public and the cops are now after her...but she will still deliver drugs to you IF you message her personally THE DAY YOU WANT THEM! she will no longer be taking 'In the future orders'--just on the spot ones. Thank you! And remember...she's the Friendly Drug Dealer!


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[Wally :(]: *looks around*

[Deg]: o.O *dies*

[Wally :(]: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[Deg]: *dead*

[Wally :(]: :(

[Deg]: o.o

[Wally :(]: ...:P

[Deg]: .bealn

[Wally :(]: ...

[Deg]: yeahhh don't know what that was

[Wally :(]: haha ok :P

soooooooo......

what's up???

[Deg]: haha :D nothing

[Wally :(]: woooooooo!!!!

*dies suddenly*

[Deg]: O.O! OH GOD! ...*backs away slowly with shifty eyes*

[Wally :(]: lol

[Deg]: ...how're you laughing? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD! *runs back with a pitchfork*

[Wally :(]: haha. what I'm not supposed to laugh while dead??

[Deg]: ...Well yeah, duh. Don'tcha know that?

[Wally :(]: nooooooooooo...

why would I know that. I mean...I'm mindless right now so I kinda...don't know anything...what am I supposed to do from here?

[Deg]: Um, be dead? There's not really a whole lotta options.

[Wally :(]: are you sure? cause I don't believe you. cause I don't want to be dead. that's just boring.

[Deg]: Well um why did you do that then? I mean it was your idea.

[Wally :(]: you think I know???

[Deg]: Psh, apparently not.

[Wally :(]: exactly. but who cares???

[Deg]: Mm...*looks around at a crowd full of skeletons* Anyone? Anyone at all?

[Wally :(]: ha. just as I thought. nobody. not even other dead people ^.^

[Deg]: LOSERS! *smiles grandly*

[Wally :(]: I'm a loser ME ME ME!!!

[Deg]: HAHA YES YOU ARE

[Wally :(]: *cheers* YAAAAAY!

[Deg]: *has a little party for you*

[Wally :(]: woohoo a loser party! :p

[Deg]: whoooo hoooO! best kind evaarrrr

[Wally :(]: yup yup yup!! :P

[Deg]: eheheh...so...now what?

[Wally :(]: lets party till were purple!!!

[Deg]: YEAH! SOUNDS GOOD! WHOOOOOOOO...what shade of purple were you thinkin?

[Wally :(]: blue violet is a good purple :)

[Deg]: Oh I agree :D

[Wally :(]: woohoo!

[Deg]: heheh yeaaah

[Wally :(]: now then. TIME TO PARTY TILL WE'RE PURPLE!!!!!! *dances*

[Deg]: *dances the good dance*

[Wally :(]: *dances the "gooder" dance*

[Deg]: *falls asleep*

[Wally :(]: *dies*

[Deg]: *wakes up a few hours later* *looks around* Where is everyone? are we purple yet?

[Wally :(]: *remains very purple and very dead*

[Deg]: *looks over at him* HOLY--O.O!

[Wally :(]: your purple too

[Deg]: oh really? *looks*

[Wally :(]: *dead*

[Deg]: o.o oh boy

[Wally :(]: *is still very purple* I partied to hard and no am dead. but hey! I'm purple :)

[Deg]: .> well...are...are you a zombie?

[Wally :(]: idk am I??? I am purple.

[Deg]: Well I know you're purple but...eh...*shrugs* that's life

[Wally :(]: XD woohoo!

[Deg]: lol :D YAY

[Wally :(]: *still dead*

[Deg]: .> but...you're...alive, right?

[Wally :(]: no

[Deg]: ....oh...alright then :D

[Wally :(]: :P

[Deg]: Mmmmm...haha

[Wally :(]: so what you doing?

[Deg]: mm nothing talkins to peoples

[Wally :(]: noice ^^

[Deg]: hehe yeah I know ^^

[Wally :(]: I listen to acoustic radio station and it is awesome! ^.^
Itunes radio in Alternative
Acoustic Alternative :]

[Deg]: Awesome? haha that sounds cool

[Wally :(]: I love acoustic music ^.^

[Deg]: Me too ^^

[Wally :(]: woohoo someone else that likes acoustic music other than me lol

[Deg]: hehe I like all kinds of music but yeah definately :D

[Wally :(]: yeah so do I but I have my own "mainstream" that I listen to aswell :D

[Deg]: yeah haha :D it's all goood

[Wally :(]: lol :P

[Deg]: I like how we're still talking in like five different places lol

[Wally :(]: lol yeah! it's awesome :P lol and now even an rp

[Deg]: I know lol it's so great

[Wally :(]: now then. how about them guinea pigs?

[Deg]: ....they're extra guinea-ee?

[Wally :(]: woohoo!!!!

[Deg]: YEAH!!

[Wally :(]: :P

[Deg]: hehe...

[Wally :(]: now what? lol

[Deg]: um...flamingos?

[Wally :(]: no. dolphins

[Deg]: well fine

[Wally :(]: :D

[Deg]: :D

[Wally :(]:

:D

[Deg]:

:D

[Wally :(]: god damnit...havent done that in so long I forgot how to do it lol

[Deg]: lol it's the words 'sub' and 'pre' in two different um things lol

[Wally :(]: lol ok

[Deg]: heheh

[Wally :(]: moo

[Deg]: quackers

[Wally :(]: yay!

[Deg]: :D!!

[Wally :(]: mew

[Deg]: heheh

[Wally :(]: mewmewmewmewmewmewmew

[Deg]: oh man don't start doing that I'll get that one cat song stuck in my head

[Wally :(]: lol alright :]

[Deg]: aw thanks lol

[Wally :(]: lol :]

[Deg]: :)

[Wally :(]: now than. what now? lol. oh I know. we can be grass :]

[Deg]: oh, really? you promise?

[Wally :(]: yes *shape shifts into a pig* god damnit. I can't do it :[

[Deg]: o.o jeez well that was a broken promise

[Wally :(]: maybe you can *shape shifts into dirt* still cant do it :(. dirt is closer but not close enough.

[Deg]: yeah well close only counts in horseshoes and grenad--OH MY GOSH THERE'S A BUNNY :D

[Wally :(]: omg!!!!! *shapeshifts back into self* a bunny wabbit!!!!

[Deg]: LETS GET IT!!!!

[Wally :(]: *trips* owwie

[Deg]: ...well that wasn't part of the plan

[Wally :(]: :( that hurt :'(

[Deg]: ...*pats your head*

[Wally :(]: all better :]

[Deg]: hehe good

[Wally :(]: :P

[Deg]: ...sooo...:D

[Wally :(]: *rumages around* want a watermelon?

[Deg]: Mm....better not everytime my family gets a watermelon we end up wasting it V.v

[Wally :(]: alright then...:|
*continues ramaging around*

[Deg]: sniffs *remembering poor lost watermelons*

[Wally :(]: *looks over at you* they're in a better place now

[Deg]: Yeahh....I guess...

[Wally :(]: but they are [:

[Deg]: hehe good then :D

[Wally :(]: yes ^.^

[Deg]: hehehe

[Wally :(]: cheese cake?

[Deg]: oh man I love cheese cake lol

[Wally :(]: lol meeee tooooo

[Deg]: heheeee I got some for mah birthday

[Wally :(]: awesome :P

[Deg]: heheh I know

[Wally :(]: for my birthday this year I'm probably taking a trip to Greatfalls like I did last year.

last year I went and watched a movie and went to the mall.

the movie I watched was Quarantine.

[Deg]: ...this year I had two friends over and we slept in a tent :D

OOH! I saw that when it came out with my two brothers :)

[Wally :(]: I saw it on the 6th with two friends, my brother, my mom, and her friend.

[Deg]: Awesome :)

[Wally :(]: or I mean the 26th of october 2008

[Deg]: Yeahhhh um whatever it was close and I wouldn't have known either way lol

[Wally :(]: haha ok :P

[Deg]: geeehehe. :D

[Wally :(]: grr i'm so bored...

my birthday is in a month and a day

[Deg]: Oooh! How old are you going to be?

[Wally :(]: I'll be 17 :]

[Deg]: Oooh! Nice! :D

[Wally :(]: yah :]

now it's just 18 days and I'll be 17

[Deg]: oooh boy lol :D that's cool I turned 17 on july sixth

[Wally :(]: nice :]

I do here in 2 weeks now! woohoo!

[Deg]: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Wally :(]: omg!

I wish I could get on more :|

[Deg]: eyuh that'd be cool v.v

[Wally :(]: yaaaah

I'd be on everyday for a few hours...

[Deg]: and then I'd be like...yayyy

[Wally :(]: haha. meeee toooooo. cause then I can talk to you and chelsea and and...everyone else I can only talk to online haha.

[Deg]: haha good reasons

[Wally :(]: lol yup :P

[Deg]: hehe ^^

[Wally :(]: grrrrrr now I want tacos

[Deg]: oooh tacos are good

[Wally :(]: yesssss yes they are

[Deg]: I like those um chalupa things and those quesadilla things. Not a huge fan of burritos of any sort.

[Wally :(]: I like chimichangas. those are the best!

[Deg]: MY GARSH I like those a lot too haha

[Wally :(]: lol 'specially the way my mommy makes them lol

[Deg]: Aww I wish my mom made them good haha

[Wally :(]: lol well how does she make them?

[Deg]: Um...not good haha we buy the packaged ones and then I microwave them o.O

[Wally :(]: ah well that sucks. haha. your supposed to boil a roast, shread it, season it with...well I forget what seasonings lol. then you put a tortilla, with cheese, and the meat, and with sour cream to make it that much better, and fry it up. when it's done you eat it up and it's just soooooooo goood :]

[Deg]: My gosh that sounds just too great...wow. O.o yeah no I dont make things that complicated unless I'm really bored

[Wally :(]: lol ok well it's worth the work and it's not complicated...haha just very time consuming...

[Deg]: yeah well maybe I consider that to be the same thinglol

[Wally :(]: lol alright then haha
it's still effort less though

[Deg]: yeah waiting for me is not effortless >.>

[Wally :(]: haha alright then. well than :]

[Deg]: Yeahhhh hahaha :)

[Wally :(]: grrr

[Deg]: ...Graw!

[Wally :(]: omg!!!!

look at that monkey :]

[Deg]: WHAT! WHERE?!!?

[Wally :(]: there *points*

[Deg]: ATTACK IT AT ONCE!

[Wally :(]: *blank stares* but...but... it's a scary monkey

[Deg]: Yeah well I don't like monkeys and I wont put up with it! Get it out of your room this instant, young man!

[Wally :(]: but I don't wanna

[Deg]: YOU HAVE TO. OBEY ME. NOW

[Wally :(]: *wimpers* :'[

[Deg]: Oooh sniff sorry you dont have to :(

[Wally :(]: omg what's that!!!??? *points and runs*

[Deg]: *turns and looks to see a huge group of rabid zebras* Oh...my lord...*backs away slowly*

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